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Reflections on Haloween

Started by rewind, November 10, 2012, 09:56:00 pm

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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.




#10 YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK.

#9  IF YOU ARE TIRED YOU CAN WAIT 10 MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN.

#8  THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME.

#7  YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME.

# 6  IT'S O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE.

#5  FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY.

#4  IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR.

#3  IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING AND GROANING.

#2  LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER.

#1  "YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD".

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