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......YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

Started by rewind, April 08, 2012, 11:25:43 am

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rewind

IF YOUR LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN IS CLOSED FROM OCTOBER THROUGH APRIL...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF SOMEONE IN  HOME DEPOT OFFERS YOU ASSISTANCE AND THEY DON'T WORK THERE...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU'VE EVER WORN SHORTS AND A PARKA AT THE SAME TIME...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU'VE HAD A LENGTHY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHO DIALED A WRONG NUMBER...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF "VACATION" MEANS  GOING ANYWHERE SOUTH OF SASKATOON FOR THE WEEKEND..YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOW MAY BARS ARE ALONG THE ROUTE...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIT A DEER MORE THAN ONCE...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOUR HOUSE SWITCHED FROM "HEAT TO A/C" AND BACK AGAIN IN THE SAME DAY...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU CAN DRIVE 100 KM/HR THROUGH 2 FEET OF SNOW DURING A BLIZZARD WITHOUT FLINCHING...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU INSTALL SECURITY LIGHTS ON YOUR HOUSE AND GARAGE BUT LEAVE THEM BOTH UNLOCKED...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU CARRY JUMPER CABLES IN YOUR VEHICLE AND YOUR WIFE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE HIGHWAY IS 100 KM/HR AND EVERYONE IS PASSING YOU...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF DRIVING IN THE WINTER IS BETTER BECAUSE ALL THE POTHOLES ARE FILLED WITH SNOW...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU KNOW ALL FOUR SEASONS, ALMOST WINTER, WINTER, STILL WINTER AND ROAD CONSTRUCTION... YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU HAVE MORE MILES ON YOUR SNOWBLOWER THAN YOUR VEHICLE...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU FIND -10 DEGREES CELCIUS "A LITTLE CHILLY"...YOU MAY LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN

IF YOU'RE UP AT 3 AM BECAUSE YOU'RE HOOKED ON "KAISER"... YOU'RE DEFINETLY FROM SASKATCHEWAN

YOURS TRULY--REWIND (AKA DAKOTA DAVE)





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dotty

April 26, 2012, 01:49:14 pm #2 Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 01:53:09 pm by dotty
 ;D cute! ;D