TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.
#10 YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK.
#9 IF YOU ARE TIRED YOU CAN WAIT 10 MINUTES AND GO AT IT AGAIN.
#8 THE UGLIER YOU LOOK THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME.
#7 YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME.
# 6 IT'S O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE.
#5 FORTY YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY.
#4 IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR.
#3 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS HEAR YOU MOANING AND GROANING.
#2 LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER.
#1 "YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD".
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